We can walk on the sand, but we generally prefer not to be surrounded by all that sizzling human meat.

I’ve heard that land-walkers sometimes engage in something called ‘window shopping’ where they gaze upon merchandise but do not purchase it.

You might think that because we live in the sea, we mermaids are always in school, but it’s not true! We’re not fish!

 If you’re a land-walker, you probably think sushi originated in Asia, after rice paddies became a common agricultural feature.

There is a part of the ocean that inspires fear in most land-walkers.

Like Sharknado… did you really need to make five of those?

I like music, but you always play the same songs. John Denver, The Eagles, and the Beach Boys.

Their natural color is white, which makes them the bird equivalent of bottle-blondes.