If you’re a land-walker, you probably think sushi originated in Asia, after rice paddies became a common agricultural feature.

There is a part of the ocean that inspires fear in most land-walkers.

Like Sharknado… did you really need to make five of those?

I like music, but you always play the same songs. John Denver, The Eagles, and the Beach Boys.

Their natural color is white, which makes them the bird equivalent of bottle-blondes.

You know that song by Ringo Starr-fish?   It’s a lie!

As a mermaid, my farts don’t smell, they just make tiny flirtatious bubbles.

When a mermaid is mad at you and wants to call you names, she uses the b-word and the -c-word and the f-word just like the land walkers.