Category Archives: Mermaid Minute

Mermaid Minute

TBM-2008.24 – Mermaid Minute: Music

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about music.

Excerpt:

I like music, but you always play the same songs. John Denver, The Eagles, and the Beach Boys.

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Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:03 — 1.4MB)

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Flamingos

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Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about flamingos

Excerpt:

Their natural color is white, which makes them the bird equivalent of bottle-blondes.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:05 — 1.5MB)

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TBM-2008.23 – Mermaid Minute: Octopus vs. Raccoon

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#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about octopuses and raccoons.

Excerpt:

You know that song by Ringo Starr-fish?   It’s a lie!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:57 — 1.3MB)

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TBM-2008.22 – Mermaid Minute: Farting

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Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about farting and cancer.

Excerpt:

As a mermaid, my farts don’t smell, they just make tiny flirtatious bubbles.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:54 — 1.2MB)

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TBM-2008.22 – Mermaid Minute – Cursing

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Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about cursing.

Excerpt:

When a mermaid is mad at you and wants to call you names, she uses the b-word and the -c-word and the f-word just like the land walkers.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:50 — 1.1MB)

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TBM-2008.21 – Mermaid Minute: Starfish Pasties

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Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about starfish pasties

Excerpt:

We mermaids never need to wear bras to lift and separate.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:55 — 1.3MB)

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TBM-2008.21- Mermaid Minute: Ceviche

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Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about salt water and ceviche.

Excerpt:

As a mermaid, I don’t sweat, I phosphoresce…

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 0:50 — 1.1MB)

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TBM-2008.20 -Mermaid Minute: Introducing Me-Me del Mare

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Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute Introducing Me-Me del Mare

Excerpt:

We don’t have pet dogs in the sea. We have Blue Dog Sharks and Spiny Dogfish…

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact:

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:03 — 1.1MB)