TBM – 2012.15 – Mermaid Minute: Frosty the Blowfish

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about snowmen and winter at the beach.

Excerpt:

Frosty the Blowfish

Was a jolly, splashy soul

With a million spikes that come out at night

And two eyes that pierce your soul

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM2012.14 – Mermaid Minute: Sight the Remora

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about Hanukkah… and remoras

Excerpt:

Oh, Hanukkah! Oh, Hanukkah!

Come sight the remoras!

See how  they circle

The sharks like an aura!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2012.13 – Mermaid Minute: Jingle Shells

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about Christmas Carols.

Excerpt:

Jingle shells! Jingle shells!

Jingle all the way!

Oh! What fun it is to surf

Atop a big blue wave!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2009.02 – Mermaid Minute: Seasons

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about seasons.

Excerpt:

Just as they do on land, seasons change in the sea, but they don’t affect mermaids the same way they do land-walkers

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2009.02 – Mermaid Minute: Fast & Slow Food

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about fast and slow food.

Excerpt:

We mermaids are always perplexed by the land-walkers’ concepts of fast and slow food.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2009.01 – Mermaid Minute: The Beach

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about the  beach.

Excerpt:

We can walk on the sand, but we generally prefer not to be surrounded by all that sizzling human meat.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2009.01 – Mermaid Minute: Window Shopping

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about window shopping.

Excerpt:

I’ve heard that land-walkers sometimes engage in something called ‘window shopping’ where they gaze upon merchandise but do not purchase it.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.31 – Mermaid Minute: Back to School

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about school.

Excerpt:

You might think that because we live in the sea, we mermaids are always in school, but it’s not true! We’re not fish!

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.31 – Mermaid Minute: Sushi

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about sushi.

Excerpt:

 If you’re a land-walker, you probably think sushi originated in Asia, after rice paddies became a common agricultural feature.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

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TBM-2008.28 – Mermaid Minute: Bermuda Triangle

Mermaid Minute

Description:

#audio. #mermaidminute  Me-Me del Mare talks about the Bermuda Triangle

Excerpt:

There is a part of the ocean that inspires fear in most land-walkers.

Links and References

Credits:

  • The Bathtub Mermaid: Tales from the Tub is written and produced by Melissa A. Bartell, and is recorded and produced using the Auphonic iPhone app and Audacity.
  • Bathtub Mermaid banner art was created by Rebecca Moran of Moran Media
  • Sound Effects are from Freesound.

Contact: